You are in a player called Josh

this me?
is this me?
I am going to leave you in suspence...
Or maybe I will tell you.
But first you must choose to decide which one you think I am
Got it?
Okay let me think...
Am I the freakly little boy or the ugly man?
I am unsure..
But whatever you chose
YOU'RE RIGHT!!
sorta...
Well you see they're both Josh McGee
but one of them is an American footballer
THE BOY WITH HAT!!
no I lie..
tis the man with annoying parted hair

Created by Josh, last updated 31 Jan 2015

• a cat which is trying to get out
  
• a piece of paper
  
• an action called shunt
  
• the action called change
  
• an action called possesss
  
• the action called summon
  
• the action called outof
  
• an action called code
  
• a bucket filled with some sort of blue splinge
  
• an action called deletet
  
• a fern for Josh
  
• the action called into
  
• a hootinanny
  
• the Money Tree
  
• a plastic spork - oh dear it looks like this plastic spork is broken. No more sporking for THIS spork!
  
• the Birds-Nest
  with a bird on it
  
• the reply for Josh
  
• a design brief for josh
  
• the action called sing
  
• an elephant
  
• a tree
  
• two giants
  
• a toilet
  
• a desk
  
• a shrub for josh
  
• the bestest gift of all time for josh
  
• a rusty hammer of little value
  
• a birthday card for Josh's 15th from clare
  
• a box of yellow crayons
  
• a bear which is small and evil looking but is really harmless
  
• a fix for josh
  
• a skin for josh
  
• a small blob of blu-tac for josh
  
• many sidestreets
  
• a walnut
  
• a fir burning wildly
  
• many petrols
  
• a page
  
• a hi for josh
  
• the Optimum COW issue 3
  
• a pin
  
• many js for josh
  
• a some info for Josh
  
• a drink
  
• a mouse
  
• a delicious smelling letter for josh
  
• the paper package tied up with string for josh
  
• the manacap
  
• the manapoints
  
• the nextspell
  
• the nextspellat