You are in a newspaper stand which sells the best darn newspaper you'll ever find, Optimum COW

• a Optimum COW issue 1
  
• an exit from here   beyond this you see a new town
  
• a salesman
  
• a Optimum COW issue 2
  
• a bizarro world where everything is not as it should be
  
• the Optimum COW issue 3
  
• a brick which is made of glass. The glass is greenish and very unclear. You can guess there is something in this brick
  
• a small box
  
• a large leather jacket
  
• the huzabrakranan
  
• the big apple
  
• a pen