Slightly major news in the world of COW. Ancient resident and household son, Josh, has now awaken from his coma and has re-discovered scripting. The first words out of his coma as as follows, "Scripting rules! COW has become so advanced recently, I remember the good old days when scripting could only be done by geniuses in white coats (or yellow hats at the case may be). Who is this Thorn character, and how is he capable of such amazing feats?"
But it seems that this was just a catalyst for sadness, as he has now made COWians capable of crying. Just type cry and you'll find yourself weeping away like the good old days. Although, local researchers would like to remind you that resent studies have shown that crying can actually help your emotional state drastically, so don't be embarassed to do it. "One of our guinea pigs, actually is now a credited psychologist, he is so mentally stable"