This grass belong to Josh.
Don't ask me how I own the grass but I do, every single strand. Or blade or whatever.
This grass is mine and I do not concent to it being anywhere other than where it is at the moment.
Which I am hoping is in the basement but you can never trust thieves these days, for all I know this could be in YOUR basement and not angel_maddie's. It brings a tear to the eye just to think of such a distrustful world we live in these days. But you don't care, you just want to get your hands on my delicious grass!
Back of vile fiend!! This grass is mine!!