What is written next is not actually written on the horses themselves but on the saddles on the horses' backs.
The Westminster Horseriding Academy
We only train the best and that might not mean you!
As far as I know. YOu could very easily be the best horserider in COW and we wouldn't know because this is just a crazy little saddle with some crazy little words on them. Anyway, if you're looking for some class and elegance-I am sorry for assuming, yet again, that you don't have class, elegance or horseriding skills I apologise but please continue reading-then you probably want to come to the Westminster Horseriding Academy.