Once upon a time a boy was walking through the woods when he foud himself a pie.
"OH YUMMY!" said the boy as he started eating it.
The boy sat there for ten minutes eating this and eating that. the pie was do delicious the he kep on going even though he was no longer hungry. Chewing this and chewing that until...
A pixie came out of the last piece of pie and said
"Oh please Mr. Eat-my-home stop this instant or i will put a terrible curse upon you!"
The boy felt sorry for eating most of the little pixie's home but the pie was so yummy he couldn't stop. When he had eaten the last piece the pixie looked at him solemnly
"that was the wrong thing to do!" he said angrily
"like I care," said the boy with a mouthful of pie
"Thats it I've had it!!" the pixie screamed
The pixie twirled his arms above his head and recited several incantations.
The boy flopped to the floor like a used towel.
The pixie summoned his friend the oger.
The ogre seemed to appear out of thin air and then jump on the boy so the pie would come back out.
The boy screamed extremely loudly -so loudly that some might say it would shatter glasss but that was untrue because the glass apple next to him stayed perfectly in shape- but the oger just kept on jumping on him. Eventually the pie came out of the boys mouth and was somehow in one piece!
"Now," pondered the pixie,"what to do with you".
The boy looked fearfully at the pixie,"p-p-p-please don't hurt m-m-me any more".
"I have to go now anyway, I am really thirsty! I could go for a nice cold beer right about now," said the ogre and he ambled off into the distance.
The pixie stood over the boy with great force.
"You owe me a house!" he said angrily.
The boy and the pixie walked off into the distance (in the same direction as where the ogre went) and the boy built the pixie a house and filled it with lots of fun things to use and explore.