gtg/g2g = got to go
-Gotta head out chaps
lol = laughing out loud
-VERY funny dude!
brb = be right back
-I shall return within mere moments
rofl = rolling on floor laughing
-That was WAY to funny man!
roflol = rolling on floor laughing out loud
-Laughter...killing...me...haha...ha...
o = oh
u = you
r = are
c = see
y = why
afk = away from keyboard
-Momentarily indisposed
asap = as soon as possible
-Right away!
btw = by the way
-By the by
b2b = back to business
-Now we were saying...
cu = see you (as in goodbye)
-Goodbye dear friend
cya = see ya
-I shall see thee at another time
fyi = for your information
-In case ye be wonderin'
jk = just kidding
-'Twas merely a joke
lmao = laughing my (bleep) off
-Hurts to breath...laughing to hard....
nvm = never mind
-Ignore my previous statement if you will
freind = friend
ny = my
theif = thief
viscious = vicious
diety = deity
beleive = believe
seperate = separate
wierd = weird
peice = piece
beggining = beginning