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Cows new call centre is up and running and we value your existance in cow.. which means every single one of you (yes Im talkng to you not that tea pot over there) gets prority treatment here in cow.

One of the many ways we aim to please is by making sure your commands get processed as promptly as possible.

When there are many things going on and you see a yellow line, in the list of logged in players, like a flash of lightning (the longer the line, the more activity going on) you can be happy in the knowledge that commands you do will always get processed before all of the other background activity.

So keep your eye on the sky and let me know if you see any lightning (you can hover your mouse over it to see how many processes are pending if your technically inclined).

Additional good news is, in a bizzar twist of logic, the more people who are logged in, the more processes that get processed so invite your friends, lets have a party.

Talking of quality, the quality of the status bars as been improved so now 0% does not show a full bar, and anything slightly less that 100% shows 9 solid and one blank (not just 9 solid).

In other completely un-related news, a new field was added for you cowScript fans.. matvals.. who knows what that is for, but its there now so you might as well used it wisely.

To help clarify things.. wolis has spent a goodly amount of time updating the read the anatomy of an object exposing the innards of an object for all to see.

Have fun and enjoy your new quaity of service.