Some of your old cowillians may be familiar with that bizzar doubling, sometime tripling, of messages. The experts in the lab have traced this down to a tiny little wormhole floating in the void which occasionally loops a message round in space-time and plays it back in quick succession, just for fun.
"Now the wormhole's days of fun are over" cackled one of the scientist working on this problem. The scientist mumbled something about locking multiple tables as he walked back to the lab.
And while we are on the topic of messages you would not expect, if ever you see a near-by object have a brief pause, a cup of tea or maybe just blinks or yawns, this is all quite normal. Apparently there are limits to everything and even though an object wants to do something.. it might have to wait a short while before it actually can.
Oh.. did I mention that you too are an object.. and sure enough, this may happen to you. Dont worry.. its all quite normal and you wont feel a thing.
In other news, wolis has just rushed into the Daily COW news room whooping and a-hollerin' as he has just visited Stan the blacksmith and borrowed his forge. Turnes out that after a bit of hard sweat and a few bumps and scratches he was able to improve his crusty old club and it gained a special attack!
"My its amazing what goes on in some of the hidden corners of cow" laughed wolis as he wondered what magical thing he would discover next.