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Why hello xiii!
it is so good to hear from you after so long!
Do you read the daily cow regularly because there have been some tragic times recently! Thankyou for my last tragic time the cow costume, I have taken it off now and am healthier than ever! FYI you wanted to know how I got it on, I put it on as a joke, you know COW, cow? :) but the zip got stuck and... I can't even think about it!
So what was i saying? Oh yeah! The aquarium, a new development in COW has been ruthlessly attacked by hooligans!! if you can put a donation in the donation box it would be greatly appreciated by the whole of COW kind.

Sencerely
Josh