The Daily COW has been hearing reports of sound travelling through doors. Evidently, you can now hear conversations through open doorways. Even if the doorway is shut, you can hear the din of voices but can't tell what is being said.
This is great news for the publication, for now we can gather all sorts of gossip and rumors without actually being seen in the places where they are spreading.
We suspected Wolis was up to something, but he merely reported sending an idea to Thorn. So we contacted Thorn and he claimed responsibility for the change.
In the background, we could make out a song by Panic At The Disco... I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Thorn then commented, "Just be careful what you ay about others near an open door. You never know whether someone is listening on the other side of it."