Some historians have been doing a little digging around in the archives of cow and have discovered that objects can now inherit things.
"This was an amazing discovery" said one "Now objects can inherit the code of a material object that matches their own material".
This will have a profound impact on the way we live our lives.. well maybe. And who knows what else objects can inherit, the researchers are hard at work but as yet have only found code to be hereditable.
read the info on inheritance to learn about your heritage. And for a practical demonstration, try pushing something/anything that is living.
Please note, some mystical mumbo-jumbo will prevent you from casuing yourself to react.. so pushing yourself will do nothing.. but that rabid mushroom, yeti or Sparticles should all react the same way.
mood you here a whoop of joy from Thorn in the distance
In other news today it was discovered that you can now eat from something you have in your inventory. read the command called eat.
At some time in the not-too-distant-future you will be able to drink from things you have in your inventory as well.
And in closing, you will be pleased to know that the editor who manages the Daily COW has picked himself up, dusted himself off and got out of archive box (where he stuffed himself after realising he was getting old) and is now back on the job. His current way of thinking is this: if its older than 45 days, then archive it.
So keep those articles rolling in.. he will take care of the rest.