You are looking at a haunted cow

We is reporting no news. That's right, none. We sendid out our repoters and they haven't come back none. They is somethin spooky out. Erlyer the edider lookd out a window and his hair turned white! He won't talknow. I wish he wood come outa the clozet cus he always checks my spellin and stuff. Oh well I got two put owt the news so you no all abowt it. Just done go owtside