Here is a brief news update in no particular order:
We have now confirmed that 15 past the witching hour.. thats 12:15 CMT (Cow Mean Time), is a good time to have a break and make yourself a nice cup of tea.
Its during this time that cow has a little rest.. for a 3-4 minutes. Do not adjust your sets, this is all quite normal.
Talking of normal things, it appears as if 07:00 CMT was the bad time. So bad infact that it stopped anyone from waking up in cow. this very naughty 07:00 CMT time has been severly repremanded and the world has been set straight again, however we nay need a second witching hour to stop 07:00 from playing up again.
And finally, now we can all wake up in cow, happy and content as always, I recieved a package from a certain chaotic element who shall remain completely nameless. This package, harmlessly decribed was so enticing.. how could one not resist unwrapping a package?
So I didnt resist.. I went ahead and unwrapped it.. but.. knowing caotic nature of the sender of the package I decided to take some recautions.. just incase.
First I went to an old boat, build a hold, went inside and created a key. Then I locked the exit to the hold so noone could escape without unlocking it first.. then .. and only then.. did I unwrap this delightful little present.
I was genuinely impressed with the xenomorth soldier but sadly it was not that impressed with me and I was promply killed and whisked away to the hospital!
So I am sending this little news update from my sick bed as I recover.. but be warned.. the hold on the boat is a dangerous place.