Ah.. my sweet little cupcake..
..I will cherrish these sequins for ever.
With great regret and understanding I feel as you do and I agree ours is a relationship that could never work.
Please drop by the Post Office every now and then, your smile will, as always, will brighten my dull work day.
I hope I can still be of service to you if by no other means than by delivering your mail in a trustworthy way.
Always yours,
The Postman.