You are looking at a toaster
I do not not have anything to do with www.legendaryfrog.com in any way shape or form, not ever sometimes....maybe. I also am not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not an almost exact copy of a funny little animation there....
Code
##use: runsub beginservice; ##beginservice: print "[$init_obj] says 'Boy oh boy...I sure could go for some butter and toast right now!'"; print "[$init_obj] reaches towards [$actor]"; print "[$actor] changes into a robot and points at [$init_obj] saying 'Hey-there-[$init_obj]!'"; print "[$init_obj] says 'ToasterBot!'"; runsub serviceannouncement; ##serviceannouncement: print "[$actor] asks 'Did-you-just-walk-across-the-carpet? On-very-dry-day?'"; print "[$init_obj] says 'I guess so'"; print "[$actor] says 'And-were-you-about-to-make-a-healthy-snack-of-wheat-toast?'"; print "[$init_obj] says 'Yeah!'"; print "[$actor] says 'You-could-have-gotten-quite-a-static-shock-when-you-touched-my-metal-body!'"; print "[$init_obj] asks 'I could of...'"; print "[$actor] says 'That's-right! You-would-have-jumped-and-everything! And-it-would-have-stung-for-a-second! So-remember-[$init_obj]-never-touch-metal-on-a-dry-day!'"; print "[$init_obj] says 'Thanks [$actor]! Now I know!'"; print "[$actor] says 'And-knowing-is-half-the-battle!'"; print "Some person outside yells 'Oh my God! A talking toaster!'"; print "[$actor] looks around and jumps back onto the counter and turns back into a toaster";