You are looking at an extremely large sign

This sign will serve as a news-bulletin of a sorts for Chaos Corporation!

February Updates:
-Henry has been activated and put in the Open Field.
-C.C. has discovered dragons! for more info click here-->goto bahumat
-numerous "anti" versions of people have been popping up! Be careful...They're not very nice...
-After a brief tangle with a "Lord Vrael" C.C. has reclaimed control and is once again on top!

March Updates:
-It's almost Spring! Yay! Only a few more weeks! Watch out for special C.C. products to commemorate the event!
-Due to random experiments in our labs a vortex to another realm has appeared! For more click here --->goto the complex machine
-The portal has been successfully identified as leading to the lost realm of Faerun! But we have the feeling it might lead somewhere else too...
-Yay Spring flowers! They feed off of wishes. So wish a lot so they can grow big and strong!
-The first C.C. shop is up and running! Sort of...The clerk has limited supply, so feel free to "give" him things to sell.;) click--->goto the store clerk

April Updates:
-Combat has united with COW! Eventually weapons and spells might appear too...The current baddy you can fight is the 'battle rat' in Faerun. ---> goto the battle rat
-The famed drow warrior Drizzt Do'Urden has been spotted in Faerun! Be careful if you choose to duel him, he's much more powerful than the battle rat... ---->goto 21403
-The battle rat now has some buddies, be careful....
-fascinating world we all live in, eh?

May Updates:
-EMERGENCY! The dark queen of the evil dragons, Tiamat, has escaped from her prison! She is a dire threat to all! She has headed towards Faerun with what are obviously diabolical intentions! Unless you fancy pain, run as fast as you can when she comes into sight!
-The Underabridged Dictionary has arrived and is awaiting submissions! goto underabridged dictionary

June Updates:
-Err, some of the C.C. scientists have been experimenting with taming xenomorphs for some time now, but as everyone could easily expect, they screwed up. Xenomorphs are loose, rampaging, and everywhere. Chances are, if you see one, it has you in it's grip. Beware.

July Updates:
-The aliens are under control.... for now. Their queen has gone missing.

August Updates:
-Not many updates recently, but some areas of COW are getting some improvements and a nice sized chest has appeared in a garden, but is locked. It also has a nice little note on it. goto massive chest

October Updates:
-Anyone familiar with Faerun will know of the 'swirly vortex' used to get there from the C.C. Headquarters. Well, something is brewing in Faerun and disturbed the portal. This disturbance has caused the portal to expand rapidly and it has overtaken much of Pluto. Something bad is happening, and C.C. might not be able to handle it.

December Updates:
-Been kinda quite lately, but Chaotic Bob has finally finished building his Monster Spawning Chamber. A hi-tech training room for warriors of all sorts.

If you wish to visit C.C. HQ then too bad. Read the first update under October.