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Don't really know why it's called this. It IS a C.C. product, though, so it obviously makes you shout when you find out what it does. Huh. Odd. Well this one is just a prototype so, well, it MIGHT change. Maybe. You never know. It just might. Maybe.

Created by Chaotic Bob, last updated 31 Jan 2007

Code

##tixckloc:runsub whattodo;
##whattodo:runsub news/9;

##news:
var $act to (THE MAIN C.C. BASE IS ON PLUTO!!, THE C.C. PRESIDENT LIVES IN A PINK HOUSE!!, MENARD'S IS PROBABLY HAVING ANOTHER SALE!!!, C.C. HAS THREE MAIN BUILDINGS!!, TOYS R' US HAD A 70% OFF SALE!!, BUY SERENITY NOW ON DVD NOW WITH COLLECTORS TIN!!, BLACK AND WHITE 2 VOTED THE #1 GAME IN THE UNIVERSE BY PEOPLE THAT MATTER, LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE NOW SHOWING AT A CINEMA NEAR YOU UNLESS YOU LIVE IN AMERICA THEN IT'S PROBABLY JUST COME OUT ON DVD!!);
say 'msg',"[$actor] yells '$act'";